Gripes Aloud

Not only a genius, but bad ass moves on the court!  Why do some guys have it all while us poor slobs got nuttin’???

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Courtesy flushes aren’t just clear out bad smells, people. After you zip up, make sure the bowl is clean at work, at home, wherever. If the water pressure isn’t cutting it, use toilet paper as a squeege. Clean up after yourself, people.

Look, we enjoy doing business with your company. And it’s nice to be remembered at holiday time. But it’s getting real close to baseball season and I’m still staring at wicker basket full of unopened “treats” like organic cheese popcorn, “authentic Italian lemon soda,” mint flavored jellies, and some sort of nougat infused meat stick. Do us all a favor and stick with the standard cookies, chocolate covered cherries, and holiday coffee offerings. Or better yet…reduce your service rates! That would be the real treat.

You wake up, feeling okay but then it hits you in the shower: you’ve got a cold brewin’! WTF!?!?! You do the “smart” thing and decide pump your body full of fluids and meds. But riddle me this, Batman: why the Frick does it take a Herculean effort to open the GD Dayquil???? I’m weak and sick for the love of Pete. I can’t take on anything childproof, not even a vasectomied peter that isn’t hard.

Come the fuck on. Okay, you guys love each other. For right now, anyways (just wait until she gets matronly arms and he doesn’t help as much as he should with the kids). Do you have to fuck in front of me while I’m eating???? The salad turned you on that much? I get affection. Try hand holding. Bang at home. I didn’t snap as many as I could because he caught me as she was blowing him.

Chicks that think it’s funny to impersonate Nick Nolte at his mug shot. Mean, mean, mean! The guy was in 48 Hours for Christ’s sake!

You’re out with your girl at a decent place. Order the steak, bitch. Especially if she’s partaking in the meat choices. No SALADS! Dude at Rock Bottom watching the Steelers shellack the Bolts: you disappoint me